Terms of Service

Agreement and eligibility

These terms govern access to realsloppy.news and any related public or editorial feature. By using the site, you agree to follow these terms and applicable law. If you do not agree, do not use interactive features. A parent or guardian should supervise use by minors.

Editorial content

Stories, names, quotations, statistics, institutions, and events may be invented, altered, or presented for comedy. Content is not news reporting, financial, legal, medical, employment, safety, or other professional advice. Verify real-world claims with authoritative sources before acting.

We may label, edit, correct, archive, or remove content. Satire is protected editorial expression, but it is not a license to harass, expose private information, or make unlawful threats.

Acceptable use

Use the site lawfully and respectfully. Do not bypass authentication, probe private routes, introduce malware, overload the service, scrape protected material, impersonate another person, submit unlawful content, interfere with security controls, or target a private individual.

We may restrict access, preserve relevant records, or report suspected abuse when reasonably necessary to protect readers, contributors, the service, or the law.

Editorial submissions

If submissions are enabled, provide only material you have the right to share. Do not send passwords, confidential information, personal data about another person, or material subject to a duty of secrecy. Submission does not guarantee review, publication, payment, attribution, or return.

You grant the operator permission to review, edit, reject, publish, archive, or remove a submission for editorial purposes. Any separate written agreement controls where it conflicts with this paragraph.

Intellectual property

The software, design, brand, and original editorial material belong to their respective rights holders. You may link to public pages with accurate context. Do not republish, frame, scrape, sell, or modify protected material except as permitted by law or written permission.

Availability and disclaimers

The site is provided on an available basis. Features, links, archives, and storage may change or stop without notice. To the extent permitted by law, the operator disclaims warranties and liability arising from reliance on fictional content, interruption, third-party services, or user-provided material.

Changes and contact

We may update these terms as the site changes. The effective date identifies the current version. Contact the operator through the published realsloppy.news channel for questions, rights concerns, or abuse reports.